Hello all interested future followers of the religion of Utopianity. It is I, God of the religion also more commonly known as Adam.
Utopianity is one of many facets to explain the unexplainable. In a general sense, it all started in a life prior to the one we are currently in. Goddess Ashlie begat the universe with a substance still unidentifiable yet believed to be composed mostly of plasma (the most abundant form of matter in the universe). After this process was done she created me to help in the rest of the construction. I am responsible for creating the human race as seen today.
We created three planets that are able to foster life. Fortica, on the outskirts of Andromeda, Earth the second and most perfect of our planetary creations, and Subterfuge. Subterfuge was the most defunct of our creations and thus, we turned it into our form of Purgatory for the non-belivers.
There is no Hell in Utopianity since there is no adversary to either Goddess Ashlie or myself. No balance between Good and Evil. The premise of Utopianity is more than just mindless blind following to two deities. It is a way of life much more than it is incessant, repetitive worship. We take actual, real-life situations you handled to determine your Eternity rather than the way you kneeled last night and in which direction.
It is a question of how self-conscienced you are. The rules of this religion are not entirely set in stone as to provide entire free will. One could kill a man without fearing Subterfuge, but only if the man he is killing rightfully deserves such harsh punishment.
There are no "commandments" because neither Goddess Ashlie nor I have sent them down. We are much more observers and providers than the type to hand out wrath due to an insubordinate whim from a follower/non-believer.
I hope to fully explain this though summarizing an entire belief system in this small of a format may prove daunting. Bear with me in my endeavour. Hopefully you will accept Goddess Ashlie and I as your new Messiahs for we shall eternally Bless you.
Bless you all and read on please.
Open Roles
Open Roles:
Spreader of the Parabol:
The Parabol is the scripture-in-progress of Utopianity. No release date has been given as of yet since this will be quite an undertaking. Feel free to apply for the role if you wish. Just e-mail me at AssAssAssain29@hotmail.com or Goddess Ashlie at ashlie_pierce@yahoo.com
Keeper of the Site:
I am a busy God and I cannot promise in always being punctual about updating this site. It would be a true positive if we could get someone we can trust to run this site for the new followers and help explain this religion.
High Minister of Central U.S.A:
The East and West coasts are already taken. The Central part of America is in need of Enlightenment. The responsiblites of a High Minister are not to be taken lightly though. A High Minister must also spread the Utopian word along with organizing local Utopian Temples. They must be able to answer almost any query about Utopianity. One must be a "people person" and be able to handle dire situations. The benefits far out-weigh the negatives though. If you perform your duties well, you can easily attain the highest status in Utopia: Silencia. It is the most perfect form of Utopia, you will share this space with Goddess Ashlie and myself.
Local Ministers:
Apply here if you have the ability to open a Utopian Temple in your local area. We support any and all spreading of the Utopian message.
More roles to be listed, this is all that I can come up with off the top of my head right now though.
